Batman (TV Series)
Smack in the Middle (1966)
Ben Astar: The Moldavian Prime Minister
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Quotes
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The Moldavian Prime Minister : Is famous mammoth of Moldavia, dear lady. Found in ice many centuries ago. Worshiped by the peoples of my country. Notice priceless jewels in eyes and elsewhere.
[points towards the mammoth's rear]
The Moldavian Prime Minister : This is stuffed exclusively with used postage stamps from ancient Kingdom of Moldavia. Very cheap stuffing then, but now, worth unspeakable fortune to stamp collectors.
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The Riddler : [wearing an elephant mask that doubles as a gasmask] Has anybody seen my friend Kersh?
The Moldavian Prime Minister : Kersh who?
The Riddler : Gesundheit!
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[as The Riddler crashes the party]
The Moldavian Prime Minister : What is that?
Moldavian Prime Minister's Wife : It appears to be a vulgar, low comedian.