- Aunt Harriet: [close to tears] I just hope *they* were watching the television.
- Dick Grayson: They?
- Aunt Harriet: Batman and Robin. Who else can save us now?
- Dick Grayson: Don't worry, Aunt Harriet. I guess there's not much those two miss.
- The Bookworm: What was I saying before I was interrupted?
- [the Henchmen all shake their heads unknowningly]
- The Bookworm: Oh... dear me, what feeble memories you have.
- Commissioner Gordon: Chief O'Hara, are you anxious to be transferred to the Department of Sanitation?
- Chief O'Hara: No, sir.