- Aunt Harriet Cooper: [Alfred comes up as they are about to leave] What is it Alfred?
- Alfred: The telephone Madam. Police Commissioner Gordon wishes to speak with Mr. Wayne.
- Bruce Wayne: [Aunt Harriet and Dick look at Bruce who is as surprised] With me Alfred?
- Alfred: Yes sir, he was most distinct. With Mr. Bruce Wayne.
- Aunt Harriet: [about Bruce & Dick] Mercy alive, such an impetuous pair. There should be some way to harness such energy.
- King Tut: Nefertiti, you abandoned wench. How many times must I tell you? Queens consume nectar and ambrosia... not hot dogs.
- Nefertiti: [holding a hot dog] So I get hungry... living on nothing but figs and dates and pomegranates.
- [Offering him the hot dog]
- Nefertiti: Want a bite?
- King Tut: [recoiling] Bah! Unclean!
- Robin: [picks up Bat-phone] Robin speaking.
- Commissioner Gordon: Eh, put Batman on, Boy Wonder, it's a crisis. Bruce Wayne has just been kidnapped.
- Robin: Bruce Wayne kidnapped! How? When?
- Commissioner Gordon: Only minutes ago. The King Tut resurrection was just an elaborate smokescreen to conceal his real crime. Let me speak to Batman.
- Robin: Oh, I wish I could, Commissioner, but I don't know where he is.
- Commissioner Gordon: Well as soon as you hear from him, there's not a minute to be lost. Bruce Wayne is one of our most prominent millionaires.
- Robin: So I've heard.
- Commissioner Gordon: This arch-abductor may ask a king's ransom for him. We've got to move fast, I... I can't understand where Batman could be?
- Robin: Neither can I. Goodbye, Commissioner.
- [hangs up]
- Alfred: You've heard the calamitous news, Master Robin?
- Narrator: [narrating] Holy Cliffhanger! Bruce Wayne hurtling toward an awesome abyss! What will be his fate? How can he possibly be saved this time? Be in front of your Bat-sets tomorrow night. Same time. Same channel. One hint: the most horrendous is yet to come.
- Commissioner Gordon: [speaking into intercom] Oh, Bonnie, get me my good friend millionaire Bruce Wayne. I expect he'll be at his stately residence, Wayne manor.
- Reporter: It's alive! The snake's prophecy was right. The king has risen again.
- Bruce Wayne: [loudly shouting] Is there a doctor in the house?
- Dick Grayson: Holy hieroglyphics! This might mean a battle royale!
- Bruce Wayne: Not the first, Dick, not the last. To the Batpoles.
- King Tut: [to Nefertiti] How many times must I tell you? Queens consume nectar and ambrosia, not hot dogs.
- King Tut: Phase Two will now be put into being. Are there any questions?
- The Scrivener: I got one!
- King Tut: You may speak, Royal Scrivener.
- The Scrivener: Like, why? I mean, why put that hunk of rock in the park, and then tip off the suckers what we're gonna do?
- King Tut: You're a twit.