- Commissioner Gordon: [on phone] Yes. What? You don't say.
- [louder]
- Commissioner Gordon: You don't say.
- [even louder]
- Commissioner Gordon: You don't say!
- [hangs up]
- Bruce Wayne, Barbara Gordon: Who was it?
- Commissioner Gordon: He didn't say. What his name was, that is.
- Narrator: [narrating] Sunday afternoon in Gotham City. A day of rest for everyone, including crimefighters. Or so it seems...
- Bruce Wayne: I was very glad that you could accompany me to the accordeon recital this afternoon, Barbara.
- Barbara Gordon: Oh, there's nothing I like better than hearing 'Lady of Spain' being played eight times in successon.
- Bruce Wayne: That is beautiful.
- Barbara Gordon: [talking to her parrot] It would be quite a joke on me, Charlie, if Batman really were Bruce Wayne.
- Commissioner Gordon: [on the red phone] King Tut has predicted another crime.
- Batman: [on other line in Batcave] The charlatan!
- Commissioner Gordon: He insists all available police surround Gotham City penetentiary as a massive escape is in the offing. Certain forces will attempt to spring Penguin, Riddler, Egghead and the Siren.
- King Tut: [to Batgirl] You know, it's against my principles to beat up on ladies, but in your case, I'll make an exception!