Batman (TV Series)

The Wail of the Siren (1967)

Adam West: Batman, Bruce Wayne

Quotes 

• Barbara Gordon : Would any of you care for a soft drink?

  Batman : No thank you, Miss Gordon, we might find it too relaxing.

• Robin : I've never seen that light flash before?

  Batman : Well, that's the Batcomputer's Bat-resistance signal.

  [suddenly has a revelation] 

  Batman : Of course it doesn't understand our question about Commissioner Gordon. It can't answer it. Commissioner Gordon represents law and order. The Batcomputer is programmed to deal only with criminals!

  Robin : Holy one-track-Batcomputer-mind!

• Robin : Your goose, so to speak, is cooked!

  The Siren : Not by a long shot, short stuff. I now own this building.

  Robin : Is that true, Mr. Wayne?

  Bruce Wayne : [under the Siren's stunning spell]  She now owns this building.

• Batgirl : Oh, Bruce, if only you were more like Batman.

  Bruce Wayne : [still under the Siren's stunning spell]  Batman...

  Batgirl : Perhaps then you would have had the strength to resist the Siren's stunning spell.