Batman: The Animated Series (TV Series)
The Laughing Fish (1993)
Efrem Zimbalist Jr.: Alfred
Quotes
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[after dissecting a Joker fish]
Batman : Well, he's not out to poison people. This diluted toxin only affects fish.
Alfred Pennyworth : Maybe he's trying to make us all die from disgust.
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[on TV Harley stands in the kitchen wearing a "kiss the cook" apron. The Joker's men are made up as young children]
Harley Quinn : They're finny and funny and oh so delish. They're joyful and jolly. Jokerfish!
The Joker : Say, Mom, wondering what to feed the family tonight?
Harley Quinn : What'll I feed the family tonight?
[the Joker enters wearing a raincoat and hat. He looks like an old sea captain]
The Joker : Arr! Try me famous Joker fish. There's Smiling Smelt, Giggling Grouper and Happy Haddock.
Alfred Pennyworth : [Watching with Batman] This could cause a stampede to pork.
The Joker : [He holds up a fork with a morsel of fish to Harley's mouth] Yummy yum yum. Eat it!
Harley Quinn : Uh, Mr. J? I have this little problem with fish.
[he shoves the food into her mouth]
Harley Quinn : [With her mouth full] Yummy yum yum.
[Harley steps offscreen. The Joker turns to face the camera]
The Joker : Yes, friends, that's Jokerfish.
[Harley is heard puking up the fish]
The Joker : Tasty, tempting, and of course...
Joker's Men : Naturally low in cholesterol.
The Joker : Coming to your local store.
[He begins to grow angry]
The Joker : As soon as that nasty Mr. G. Carl Francis decides to give me my legal cut of the profits!
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Alfred Pennyworth : Any idea what our happy friend is up to now?
Batman : Normal criminals usually have logical motives, but the Joker's insane schemes make sense to him alone.
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[watching one of the Joker's fish commercials]
Alfred Pennyworth : This could cause a stampede to pork.