The New Batman Adventures (TV Series)

Beware the Creeper (1998)

Elizabeth Daily: Thrift Store Manager

Quotes 

• The Creeper : [rooting through clothing at a thrift store]  No. Nope. No. No!

  [tries on a plastic Adam West-style Batman mask, then discards it] 

  The Creeper : It's been done. Any suggestions?

  Thrift Store Manager : [deadpan]  With your coloring, I'd go green.

  The Creeper : Gotcha.

  [Emerging in his costume for the first time] 

  The Creeper : What about the boa? Too much?

  Thrift Store Manager : Not for you, baby.

  The Creeper : [intense]  I want to strike terror into the hearts of criminals.

  Thrift Store Manager : Cash or plastic?

  [the Creeper slaps the Batman mask down on the counter] 

  The Creeper : Plastic!

  [manic chuckle] 

  Thrift Store Manager : Ha. Funny.