The New Batman Adventures (TV Series)
Girl's Night Out (1998)
Paul Williams: The Penguin, Oswald Cobblepot
Quotes
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The Penguin : That's right. I need chainsaws, dump-trucks, hedge-clippers, and a bottle of aspirin down here - now!
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The Penguin : We're closed. Besides, you aren't even old enough to come in here.
Supergirl : Wanna see my I.D.?
The Penguin : No! I want Batman, Superman, or someone who can do something!
Batgirl : Like it or not, we're all you've got.
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Harley Quinn : Ain't this place great, Sparky? Look at the iceberg! They've got real seals in there!
[imitates seal barking]
Livewire : Yeah, and lots of water.
Harley Quinn : [pouring a drink] Aw, c'mon! Wet your whistle!
Livewire : [slapping the bottle out of Harley's hand] I don't do liquids!
Harley Quinn : Hey! I said I was sorry!
Livewire : Dry up!
[throws drink in Harley's face]
Poison Ivy : You know, Livewire, you could show a little appreciation. Without us, you'd be a dead battery.
Livewire : [rises from her seat] I'll show you how dead I am!
Poison Ivy : [rises from her seat] Ooh, that sounds like a challenge.
Harley Quinn : [ducks for cover] Oy!
The Penguin : Ladies, Ladies, please. I run a respectable club here.
Livewire : No one's talking to you, lard butt!
The Penguin : That's it. Out you three pixies go.
Livewire : This could be fun, after all.
[Patrons run screaming out of the Iceberg Lounge as electricity shoots out and vines grow out the door]