Robert Guillaume: Benson DuBois

Quotes 

• Marcy Hill : My mother wants this to be the perfect wedding.

  Benson DuBois : Then why is she here?

• Benson DuBois : [Marcy has just learned her father is in the Fiji Islands and won't be attending the wedding]  What's he doing there?

  Louise Hill : Oh, Marcy's father is still trying to prove his idiotic theory that the Fiji Islands were once part of Santa Barbara.

  Benson DuBois : Well, who'd believe something like that?

  Louise Hill : He got a government grant.