Benson (TV Series)
Masquerade (1980)
Robert Guillaume: Benson DuBois
Quotes
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Alonzo : [Alonzo points gun at people] Don't move
Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling : Please everyone, do exactly what they say and I'm sure no one will get hurt.
Benson DuBois : [Benson is eating] These meatballs are good.
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Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling : We have great news about the party,
Benson DuBois : We're gonna bob for apples?
Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling : You know that might be fun.
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Benson DuBois : They like Kraus meatballs, no wonder they worship a monkey.
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Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling : Benson, the decision is entirely up to you.
Benson DuBois : Oh, come on.
Governor Eugene Xavier Gatling : But just remember many lives depend on this. It's a decision many brave men have had to make, Crispus Attucks, Nathan Hale, Davy Crockett. And they all had one thing in common.
Benson DuBois : Yeah, they're all dead.
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Alonzo : [Revolutionary wearing clown like attire] You are the pirate?
Benson DuBois : Right. You want to take the cash or what's behind door number three?
Alonzo : I am Alonzo.
Benson DuBois : Alonzo. I would have guessed Bozo.
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Alonzo : It's about time, burro brain.
Benson DuBois : The revolution is no excuse for rudeness.
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Corzo : [Talking about the golden monkey statue he is holding] It is a true work of art.
Benson DuBois : I've won better-looking things knocking over three milk bottles.