Benson (TV Series)
Old School Ties (1981)
Caroline McWilliams: Marcy Hill
Quotes
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Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus : [Katie Gatling has just returned from boarding school] Now come and sit down and tell us all about it.
Katherine 'Katie' Olivia Gatling : Well, Daddy and Benson showed up at the dormitory at three o'clock to bring me back. Security thought they were burglars.
Benson DuBois : [laughs] You ever have a 60-year-old man hit you in the shoulder with a flashlight?
Katherine 'Katie' Olivia Gatling : It turned out okay. I vouched for them.
Marcy Hill : Is that what took you so long?
Benson DuBois : No, the return trip.
Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus : What's the matter, Benson. Did you get lost?
Benson DuBois : Well, if you must know the Governor insisted on driving back. I fell asleep.
Marcy Hill : And he missed the turnoff?
Benson DuBois : He missed the whole state.
Katherine 'Katie' Olivia Gatling : We stopped at this really neat restaurant. It was all inside this big concrete dinosaur.
Benson DuBois : And judging from the brontoburger, the cook still hadn't discovered fire.
Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus : Where's the Governor?
Benson DuBois : Paying the tow truck.
Marcy Hill : Tow truck?
Katherine 'Katie' Olivia Gatling : Daddy backed into the dinosaur. He broke its tail off.
Benson DuBois : Luckily, there was no one in the ladies restroom.
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Marcy Hill : Dan and I took the kids to the ice show last night. My nose is still cold.
Katherine 'Katie' Olivia Gatling : Does that mean you're healthy?
Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus : Only if you're a cocker spaniel.