Benson (TV Series)
Thick as Thieves (1980)
Clyde Kusatsu: Stan
Quotes
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Stan : I've been robbed 39 times. No problems. But as soon as government people get involved, I've got a major incident. I should've never left the seminary.
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Benson DuBois : No roast beef. Give me a hot dog. I don't suppose it comes with Grey Poupon mustard?
Stan : You don't need it. The hot dog's gray.
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Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus : Do you have sandwiches?
Stan : Do you read? Hot dogs, burgers, chili, pizza, und Stan's health sandwich.
Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus : What's in the health sandwich?
Benson DuBois : None of the above.
Stan : I hate to tell you, lady, but that sandwich isn't fit for human consumption.
Benson DuBois : Perfect. Give it to her.