- Jordan Thomkins: [grimacing holding a spoonful of wet hot cereal] Do I have to eat this?
- Bernie "Mac" McCullough: Yes!!
- Vanessa "Nessa" Thomkins: [shakes her head]
- Jordan Thomkins: Good bye.
- [leaves]
- Bernie "Mac" McCullough: Hey!
- Bryana "Baby Girl" Thomkins: But I don't want to take a bath.
- Bernie "Mac" McCullough: No bath! No movie! Now the choice is yours.
- Vanessa "Nessa" Thomkins: [nods]
- Bryana "Baby Girl" Thomkins: Okay.
- Bryana "Baby Girl" Thomkins: [puts socks on chest] Look I have boobs.
- Girls: Aw.
- Jordan Thomkins: Oh, that's nothing.
- [stands on bed]
- Jordan Thomkins: Look what I got.
- [takes down pants and underwear]
- Jordan Thomkins: [girls gasp, scream, and run out of room]
- Bernie "Mac" McCullough: [returns with Vanessa and sees Jordan still standing nude] Jordan, I told you to keep that in the barn.
- Bernie 'Mac' McCullough: She turned on the lights, and there... Hanging on the door was a bloody hook... From the last person who touched Bernie Mac's stereo without his permission.
- [laughs. Nobody else does]
- Bernie 'Mac' McCullough: But seriously, if y'all get hungry, go to a restaurant.