- Elvira Best: Why, doctor... I've never seen you lookin' so very... oh, I wanna use just the right word...
- Daniel Best: Clean?
- Elvira Best: Yes, yes and handsome!
- Marshal Sam Best: And well dressed...
- Elvira Best: And beautifully groomed.
- Doc Kullens: Boy, with all these compliments, you must've thought I looked like a real pile of manure, before.
- Amanda Tremaine: Well, lets all sit down and get acquainted, although I feel I know you already from your letters.
- Doc Kullens: Oh, eh, look, ehm... Amanda, I think I should tell you parts of those letters weren't true.
- Amanda Tremaine: Oh, what parts?
- Doc Kullens: The parts between 'Dear Amanda' and 'Sincerely, Jerome'.
- Amanda Tremaine: I'm afraid I don't know you.
- Dooley Wainright: Sure you do, the Lucky Palace, in Kansas City? Eh, 'member me teasing you? You said 'Dooley, you're the best' and I said 'Guess that means I don't have to pay' and then you said...
- Amanda Tremaine: Sir, you are sadly mistaken.
- Dooley Wainright: That's exactly what you said!
- Doc Kullens: [Amanda has just whispered something in his ear] She thought I'd care that she used to work in a warehouse...