Best of the West (TV Series)

The Calico Kid Goes to School (1982)

Christopher Lloyd: The Calico Kid

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Quotes 

• The Calico Kid : Nobody laughs at the Caolico Kid and lives!

  Marshal Sam Best : Kid, you wouldn't harm children?

  The Calico Kid : No... but I memorized their faces and when they grow up, look out. I'm just gonna let 'em stew for a few years.

• Mrs. Hanratty : Well Mr. Calico, that makes four correct and four incorrect. This is your last question. You know what that means...

  The Calico Kid : No, I said I was bad at numbers.

  Mrs. Hanratty : It means you must answer this correctly or you'll fail the test.

  The Calico Kid : What's the subject?

  Mrs. Hanratty : Mathematics.

• The Calico Kid : As I was saying, my life has really changed. In fact, I'm getting married, next week, and I want you all to come to the wedding. You'll be the only guests, so I hope you'll be there.

• The Calico Kid : [reciting in class]  How I spent my weekend. Saturday, I hurt some people. Sunday, I rested.

  Mrs. Hanratty : Thank you, Calico Kid.

  The Calico Kid : Oh! Sunday night I got so full of rotgut, it was comin' outta my ears.

  [the class laughs at this] 

  The Calico Kid : I was a mess. I was down on my hands and knees lookin' for the floor.

  [more laughter]