Best of the West (TV Series)

The Calico Kid Goes to School (1982)

Barbara Bryne: Miss Hanratty

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Quotes 

• Mrs. Hanratty : Well Mr. Calico, that makes four correct and four incorrect. This is your last question. You know what that means...

  The Calico Kid : No, I said I was bad at numbers.

  Mrs. Hanratty : It means you must answer this correctly or you'll fail the test.

  The Calico Kid : What's the subject?

  Mrs. Hanratty : Mathematics.

• The Calico Kid : [reciting in class]  How I spent my weekend. Saturday, I hurt some people. Sunday, I rested.

  Mrs. Hanratty : Thank you, Calico Kid.

  The Calico Kid : Oh! Sunday night I got so full of rotgut, it was comin' outta my ears.

  [the class laughs at this] 

  The Calico Kid : I was a mess. I was down on my hands and knees lookin' for the floor.

  [more laughter]