- The Calico Kid: When I come into a room, folks pay attention, they get scared.
- Laney Gibbs: Yeah, but you're retired now. When retired folks come into a room, people get bored.
- Parker Tillman: Kid, I'm not complaining, but I bought all that weasel because you said you could make weasel taste like veal.
- The Calico Kid: The meats, not the pelts.
- Marshal Sam Best: Kid, I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but, eh, the town wants you to leave.
- The Calico Kid: I knew it. Too much paprika in the goulash.