- Parker Tillman: [closing the lid of a coffin with Frog inside] Think of it this way, Frog: you always wanted a room of your own.
- Doc Kullens: Oh, thank you, Tillman, for going to such lenghts to celebrate my birthday. And especially since we don't like each other.
- Parker Tillman: Oh Doc, how can you say such a thing, I adore you! You're so much like my own father, a drunken bachelor.