The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
A Bride for Jed (1964)
Lester Flatt: Self
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Quotes
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Daisy Moses : That's "Foggy Mountain Breakdown" wasn't it, boys?
Lester Flatt : That's what we call it in the evening, Granny, but if we play it before noon, it's called "Louise and Gladys Wake Up"
Earl Scruggs : Yeah, it's the only way we can get our wives outta bed in the mornin'.
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Lester Flatt : Say Jed, how come you ain't married up with one of these Beverly Hills women?
Jed Clampett : Why shucks, Lester, these fine high-steppin' society fillies ain't about to jump into double harness with a ole country plow horse like me.
Earl Scruggs : We done alright and you wouldn't exactly call us Kentucky Derby winners.
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Lester Flatt : If Granny could just learn 'em to cook, we got ourself a couple of cracker-jack wives.
Earl Scruggs : That's the truth. You cain't beat a woman that looks city and cooks country.
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Milburn Drysdale : Speaking of your beautiful sophisticated city wives, how did you happen to meet them?
Earl Scruggs : We were playin' an engagement in New York City and we held an audition for girl singers.
Lester Flatt : Yeah, there musta been three, four hundred girls showed up.
Earl Scruggs : And Gladys and Louise stood out from the crowd.
Jane Hathaway : They must have had beautiful voices.
Lester Flatt : You know somethin', Earl? We never did find out if they could sing.