- Daisy Moses: That's "Foggy Mountain Breakdown" wasn't it, boys?
- Lester Flatt: That's what we call it in the evening, Granny, but if we play it before noon, it's called "Louise and Gladys Wake Up"
- Earl Scruggs: Yeah, it's the only way we can get our wives outta bed in the mornin'.
- Lester Flatt: Say Jed, how come you ain't married up with one of these Beverly Hills women?
- Jed Clampett: Why shucks, Lester, these fine high-steppin' society fillies ain't about to jump into double harness with a ole country plow horse like me.
- Earl Scruggs: We done alright and you wouldn't exactly call us Kentucky Derby winners.
- Louise Scruggs: I had a chitlin nightmare last night.
- Gladys Flatt: What do you mean?
- Louise Scruggs: Well I dreamt I was a chitlin, all three kinds. I was hand-slung, stump whipped, and dog pulled.
- Lester Flatt: If Granny could just learn 'em to cook, we got ourself a couple of cracker-jack wives.
- Earl Scruggs: That's the truth. You cain't beat a woman that looks city and cooks country.
- Milburn Drysdale: Speaking of your beautiful sophisticated city wives, how did you happen to meet them?
- Earl Scruggs: We were playin' an engagement in New York City and we held an audition for girl singers.
- Lester Flatt: Yeah, there musta been three, four hundred girls showed up.
- Earl Scruggs: And Gladys and Louise stood out from the crowd.
- Jane Hathaway: They must have had beautiful voices.
- Lester Flatt: You know somethin', Earl? We never did find out if they could sing.