The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

A Real Nice Neighbor (1965)

Irene Ryan: Daisy Moses

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Quotes 

• Daisy Moses : I brought you a little treat, some Clem chowder.

  Agnes : Clam chowder?

  Daisy Moses : No, Clem, he was our goat.

• Daisy Moses : I've got some medicine that'll fix you up. Make it myself.

  Agnes : Is it any good?

  Daisy Moses : Good? I've had rheumatiz for 40 years. Loved every minute of it.

• Jed Clampett : [Granny fills a glass from her jug]  Who ya pourin' that fer?

  Daisy Moses : Oh, that's for Miss Carrington. I think she's gonna drop over.

  Jed Clampett : She will if she drinks that. Then she'll lay there for a spell.

• Daisy Moses : How's your back?

  Agnes : What back? Oh mine, it's great. You know, you were right about this stuff. It makes having rheumatism a ball.

  Daisy Moses : [moves the glass away]  Just sip it, honey, don't gulp.

  Agnes : Okay.

  Daisy Moses : Now lets get back to Jed. Would you like to step out with him tonight?

  Agnes : No thanks.

  Daisy Moses : [moves the glass closer]  Gulp it.

  Agnes : Gee that's beautiful material. That reminds me of Hawaii. I used to have a muumuu like this.

  Daisy Moses : A what?

  Agnes : A muumuu.

  Daisy Moses : [moves the glass away]  Go back to sippin', honey. There ain't no cows this color.

• Jed Clampett : Granny, I'm surprised at you. Back home, you was always the first one to visit a new neighbor, take 'em over a pot of vittles and make 'em feel welcome.

  Daisy Moses : That was back home. I tried for 3 years out here. I never got nothin' but mean-mouthed, door-slammed, and dog-bit.

• Daisy Moses : Elly, you go get Duke. We'll give her a big Beverly Hills welcome.

  Jed Clampett : Beverly Hills welcome?

  Daisy Moses : I'll slam the door in her face and Elly'll sic the dog on her.