The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Another Neighbor (1964)

Jean Willes: Countess Maria

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Quotes 

• Jed Clampett : Howdy ma'am, I see you've come for a refill. Step right in. Granny, lady here needs some more tonic.

  Countess Maria : You know, I think I'm in love with you.

  Jed Clampett : Never mind Granny, she's had enough.

• Countess Maria : My last husband was an earl.

  Jed Clampett : Oh, well I got a cousin that pretty near married Earl.

  Countess Maria : Really?

  Jed Clampett : Yeah, Earl Scruggs, you know him?

• Countess Maria : Are you sure the little gypsy woman who makes this tonic lives here in this mansion?

  Humphrey - Chauffeur : Yes Madame. Her exact words were, "Howdy neighbor, we'ins live yonder" and pointed at this house.

• Countess Maria : I may marry again, possibly an American this time.

  Humphrey - Chauffeur : Begging your pardon, Madame, I don't believe there are any titled Americans.

  Countess Maria : Oh, but who cares? I've married a count, a duke, a baron, a marquis, and an earl. This time I want a man with red blood in his veins.