The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
Back to Californy (1963)
Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett
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Quotes
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Cousin Pearl Bodine : Jed! them stairs is movin'! We're havin' a Californy earthquake!
Jed Clampett : Now Pearl, them stairs is supposed to move like that.
Cousin Pearl Bodine : What fer?
Jed Clampett : I dunno, but that's what they call an "eskylater". Only thing is, last time we was here, they was movin' the other way.
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Jed Clampett : [getting off the escalator] Well, now that wasn't bad was it?
Cousin Pearl Bodine : No, it was fun! Let's go up and ride down again.
Jed Clampett : No Pearl, it's fun alright, but it just ain't worth fightin' your way back upstream.
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Cousin Pearl Bodine : So this is Californy. It's so warm and the air smells different from the mountains.
Jed Clampett : Yep, looks different too. Out here, you can see what yer breathin'.
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Jed Clampett : 32 rooms in this house and something tells be it ain't gonna be big enough.