- Milburn Drysdale: That's the plan for Clampett City. You'll have forty-story buildings here.
- Jed Clampett: We like it the way it is.
- Milburn Drysdale: But you'll make millions.
- Jed Clampett: I got millions.
- Milburn Drysdale: You'll make more millions.
- Jed Clampett: I don't need 'em.
- Milburn Drysdale: But, surely you'll want them?
- Jed Clampett: What fer?
- Milburn Drysdale: So you'll have them.
- Jed Clampett: I got 'em.
- Milburn Drysdale: But you'll make more.
- Jed Clampett: I don't need 'em.
- Milburn Drysdale: [to bulldozer driver] You see that General Store that says "Big Opening." Make one.
- Lion: [Cuddling with Elly May]
- Elly May Clampett: How'd you like to come over and live in the back room of our general store? I'll bet you we wouldn't have no mice with *you* there!
- Jed Clampett: Now, these small-town boys are different. They're more friendly. You'll get yourself a husband in no time at all.
- Elly May Clampett: I will?
- Jed Clampett: You play your cards right, you will.
- Elly May Clampett: Well, what do I do?
- Jed Clampett: Well, first off, you get yourself into a dress, and be your own sweet, purty self, and the first thing you know, some boy will ask you out.
- Elly May Clampett: Well, out where?
- Jed Clampett: Well, out to a church social, a husking bee, something.
- Elly May Clampett: Well, then what?
- Jed Clampett: If you play your cards right, he'll ask you out again, to dance, or moonlight hayride, something real romantic.
- Elly May Clampett: Well, then what?
- Jed Clampett: Well, play your cards right, first thing you know, you're married!
- Elly May Clampett: Well, is that all there is to it?
- Jed Clampett: Elly, I reckon I didn't tell it very good, but, uh, that card-playing can be a heap of fun!
- Jed Clampett: [later] Granny, I think you best have a talk with Elly about courting and such.
- Daisy Moses: I thought you was gonna do that.
- Jed Clampett: I tried, but the way I left it, first fella that asks for her hand is liable to wind up holding a fistful of cards!