The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
Collard Greens An' Fatback (1969)
Harriet E. MacGibbon: Mrs. Margaret Drysdale
Quotes
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Mrs. Margaret Drysdale : Well, Mr. Tucker, I'm sure you will agree this is a delightful home and well worth $200,000.
Mr. Tucker : Well, of course that will be up to Mr. Boone.
Mrs. Margaret Drysdale : Where is he, by the way?
Mr. Tucker : He went next door.
Mrs. Margaret Drysdale : Oh no. Mr. Tucker, I'm going to give you the opportunity to be a big hero in the eyes of your client. Let's say $100,000.
Mr. Tucker : I'm sure Mr. Boone will be pleased to hear that.
Mrs. Margaret Drysdale : Why did he go next door?
Mr. Tucker : To investigate that odor.
Mrs. Margaret Drysdale : Oh dear! They would have to fertilize their orchids today. Let's say $50,000.
Mr. Tucker : Mr. Boone didn't think it was orchid fertilizer. He thought someone was cooking collard greens and fat back.
Mrs. Margaret Drysdale : $25,000 and I'll throw in all the furniture!
Mr. Tucker : But, Mrs. Drysdale...
Mrs. Margaret Drysdale : 10! Sign here.