The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
The Beautiful Maid (1966)
Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett
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Quotes
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Jethro Bodine : I'm gonna pay for this car myself.
Daisy Moses : How?
Jethro Bodine : Well that's where my education pays off. They let me figger out my own financin' plan. All I got to do is pay $4 a week.
Jed Clampett : For how long?
Jethro Bodine : 'Til 68.
Daisy Moses : Why that's two years.
Jethro Bodine : No, Granny, 'til I'm 68.
Jed Clampett : Jethro, you take this thing back where you got it and fetch home the truck.
Jethro Bodine : Aw Uncle Jed, girls don't go for that truck, but with this baby, I can get me some action.
Daisy Moses : You get out to the woodshed. I'll give you some action.
Jethro Bodine : Granny, I mean some swingin' action. I wanna be where things are jumpin'.
Daisy Moses : Don't you worry. I'll be swingin' and you'll be jumpin'. Now git!