- Jethro Bodine: I'm gonna pay for this car myself.
- Daisy Moses: How?
- Jethro Bodine: Well that's where my education pays off. They let me figger out my own financin' plan. All I got to do is pay $4 a week.
- Jed Clampett: For how long?
- Jethro Bodine: 'Til 68.
- Daisy Moses: Why that's two years.
- Jethro Bodine: No, Granny, 'til I'm 68.
- Jed Clampett: Jethro, you take this thing back where you got it and fetch home the truck.
- Jethro Bodine: Aw Uncle Jed, girls don't go for that truck, but with this baby, I can get me some action.
- Daisy Moses: You get out to the woodshed. I'll give you some action.
- Jethro Bodine: Granny, I mean some swingin' action. I wanna be where things are jumpin'.
- Daisy Moses: Don't you worry. I'll be swingin' and you'll be jumpin'. Now git!