Beverly Hills, 90210 (TV Series)

Everything's Coming Up Roses (1995)

Ian Ziering: Steve Sanders

Quotes 

• Clare Arnold : [Correcting Steve's math homework]  Wrong, wrong, wrong.

  Steve Sanders : Clare, if you gave me a multiple choice, at least I'd have half a chance.

  Clare Arnold : Steve, I don't think you get it, okay? You see, math is the one subject where you kind of can't take the easy way out.

  Steve Sanders : Oh, yeah? Then why did they invent calculators, huh?

• Clare Arnold : I'm starting to feel really sorry for you, so I'm going to ask you an easy question, okay? If I have two tickets to a Royal Ball, but I'm only using one, how many do I have left?

  Steve Sanders : Uh, one ticket.

  Clare Arnold : Yay! You got it right. Congratulations.

  Steve Sanders : Great. So what do I win?

  Clare Arnold : A date with me.

• Brandon Walsh : "Sensitive, gentle, caring"? Ever hear of truth in advertising?

  Steve Sanders : Well, yeah, but you get more honey with flies.

  Brandon Walsh : Can't argue with logic like that!