- Kelly Taylor: [At the Peach Pit] I guess I know who I'm getting! No need to pick.
- Valerie Malone: I know what I'm getting you for Christmas, a new personality!
- Kelly Taylor: [Kelly glares at Val] Merry Christmas Val!
- Brandon Walsh: Aren't you supposed to meet Clare for lunch?
- Steve Sanders: Well, yeah. But I don't want to desert you.
- Brandon Walsh: [deadpan] Please, desert me.
- Chancelor Milton Arnold: [to Clare about Steve's mom] A beautiful actress is coming to my Christmas party.
- [Jumps over the fence and Clare is obviously shocked at his behavior]
- Jackie Taylor: [after Kelly reveals to her mother about Joy] I know.
- Kelly Taylor: What do you mean you know? I just told you I met this girl last night!
- Jackie Taylor: I'm very upset with your father that he did this without telling me.
- [Gives an annoyed look]
- Kelly Taylor: [looks shocked] you knew about this and never told me?
- Jackie Taylor: [Guilty] Yes, I'm sorry.
- Joy Taylor: [after realizing that both girls never saw Bill not because of each other] You know there could be a whole field hockey team of Taylor Girls!