- Steve Sanders: [after seeing the table all messed up from sex] We're we robbed?
- Brandon Walsh: No.
- Steve Sanders: What happened? Small tornado blew through the neighborhood.
- Brandon Walsh: Kelly and I...
- Kelly Taylor: Couldn't wait to get up stairs.
- Steve Sanders: Oh that's a really good one. What happened?
- Brandon Walsh: Is that so hard to believe?
- Steve Sanders: Maybe not upstairs in the privacy of your bedroom but down here not a chance!
- Kelly Taylor: [about Valerie] I bet she mixes business with pleasure, she's never met a wallet she didn't like!