Beverly Hills, 90210 (TV Series)

Who's Zoomin' Who? (1994)

Luke Perry: Dylan McKay

Quotes 

• Valerie Malone : Are you alone? 'Cause if you're not, I'll go.

  Dylan McKay : What if I am? Will you still go?

  Valerie Malone : Look, I just want to talk to you.

  Dylan McKay : I think you've done enough talkin' lately.

  Valerie Malone : I don't know what you mean.

  Dylan McKay : I mean, I got a visit today from Jim Walsh I could live without. He showed up at the Peach Pit claiming to know all about my financial situation.

  Valerie Malone : Could I help it if he got a fax about you and started nosing around?

  Dylan McKay : You don't have to give me crap about a fax. I know you told him that I'm broke, after you promised me that you wouldn't tell anyone. You don't lie very well. I hate a liar.

  Valerie Malone : Well, you've been lying to me and everyone else for months! Pretending you're still Richie-Rich! Why were you trying to hide it anyway? It was only a matter of time...

  Dylan McKay : [interrupting]  So what? You think you did me a favor by expediting the inevitable? No, I don't think so. I think you're mad because you caught me with a girl the other night.

  Valerie Malone : All right, yes, I told him! You don't know how intimidating Jim Walsh can be!

  Dylan McKay : Oh, I know exactly how intimidating Jim Walsh can be! What'd he do? Bully you?

  Valerie Malone : What am I supposed to do? I'm living in his house!

  Dylan McKay : Hey! Stand up to him! I mean, Bren did. In fact, she actually got good at it there in the ol' end. You know, standin' up to big Jim.

  Valerie Malone : You know, the Walshes are really concerned about you!

  Dylan McKay : Well if they cared so much, tell me this, why wasn't I good enough for their daughter? At least Brenda had the guts to call them on it.

  Valerie Malone : Look, I am not Brenda! I will never be Brenda! Don't talk to me about Brenda!

  Dylan McKay : No, you're not Brenda! You're just pretending to be! I think you like it! I think you like living in Brenda's house, you like sleeping in Brenda's bed. You got Brenda's brother and Brenda's parents all there in that nice cozy little package! Instant family!

  Valerie Malone : What's wrong with that?

  Dylan McKay : [after a pause; suttle tone]  Nothing.

• Jim Walsh : I've been made aware of your monetary situation.

  Dylan McKay : [feigning ignorance]  What situation?

  Jim Walsh : Come on, Dylan. No more games or lies. I just want to talk.

  Dylan McKay : Yeah, well... I don't want to talk to you and I especially don't want to talk about my "monetary situation". You fired me as your client, remember? You're not my financial adviser anymore. You aren't anything.

  Jim Walsh : Come on, don't be this way. I want to help.

  Dylan McKay : I don't want your help! I want you to leave me alone!

  Nat Bussichio : Dylan! Jim told me that you're broke. Suzanne and Kevin really did swindle you out of everything. No wonder you're drinking again and acting this way.

  Jim Walsh : [to Dylan]  When you applied for that line of credit on your mortgage, the bank contacted me and I did a little investigating. I'm sorry. Dylan... I am so sorry. I... I had no idea. I've been racking my brain all morning trying to come up with a solution for you.

  Dylan McKay : Well, you can rest your brain 'cause there is no solution. My money's all gone. You and I can't do anything about it now. It's done. It's over.

  Jim Walsh : You don't have any leads as to where Kevin and Suzanne might be hiding?

  Dylan McKay : [getting angry]  No, I do not have any leads to where Kevin and Suzanne are hiding. For all I know, they skipped off this planet with every cent of my money. They played me for a fool. They set me up. They set this whole scam up perfectly. You happy now?

  Jim Walsh : Dylan, this doesn't make me happy.

  Dylan McKay : Oh, I think it does. I think you can't wait to tell me "I told you so" about Kevin and Suzanne and their business venture. I'll bet you can't wait to tell me that I got everything that I deserved, everything that was coming to me. You can't wait to tell me that you were right and I was wrong about Kevin and Suzanne. That your original suspicions about Suzanne were correct. So, why don't you skip everything else and just say it... and get out of my face! I don't want to talk about how I was played like a violin by two natural-born con artists who I trusted like my own family! I didn't want to talk then, and I don't want to talk about it now!

  Jim Walsh : [walks out; angry and sarcastic]  I'm so glad I cancelled a trip with my wife for this!