Bewitched (TV Series)

Little Pitchers Have Big Fears (1964)

Art Lewis: Brush Salesman

Quotes 

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  Brush Salesman : And I give you my personal guarantee madam, that finer merchandise does not exist. These are absolutely the finest bristles ever made.

  Samantha Stephens : No thank you. I already have a broom.

  Brush Salesman : Believe me, lady, you can always use an extra one.

  Samantha Stephens : No thank you.

  Brush Salesman : Toothbrushes, polish up your smile. Never know when people are gonna drop in.

  Samantha Stephens : No, really.

  Brush Salesman : The barbeque, extra stiff bristles for the barbeque.

  Samantha Stephens : I told you, I already have all the brooms and brushes I can use.

  Brush Salesman : That's impossible, lady, no housewife ever has enough brooms and brushes.

  Samantha Stephens : All right, see for yourself.