Bewitched (TV Series)
Little Pitchers Have Big Fears (1964)
Dick York: Darrin Stephens
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Quotes
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Darrin Stephens : I know you, Samantha.
Samantha Stephens : Oh, really? You only look vaguely familiar to me.
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Darrin Stephens : [about Marshall] What is he doing here?
Samantha Stephens : I'm his only friend in the neighborhood.
Darrin Stephens : Well, you're my only wife in the neighborhood. And I thought we'd have a nice breakfast together.
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Darrin Stephens : I'm late, Honey. Something happened to the alarm.
Samantha Stephens : Well, you might as well relax, Dear. You've missed your train already.
Darrin Stephens : I have? How do you know? Have you been, uh...?
Samantha Stephens : No, no. It's watchcraft, not witchcraft.
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Samantha Stephens : Oh, well, hello, Marshall! What a surprise!
Darrin Stephens : How come? I'm here every morning.
[referring to Darrin]
Darrin Stephens : Who's he?
Marshall Burns : Well, I live here, that's who I am. Who are you?
Samantha Stephens : That's Marshall. He lives down the street.
Darrin Stephens : I see.
[to Marshall]
Darrin Stephens : Well, you overshot your mark.
Marshall Burns : It's okay. I can stay for breakfast. But you better not kiss me, because I've got a cold, I think.
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Darrin Stephens : I'm sure there was no great damage done Mrs. Burns. But Marshall shouldn't have disobeyed you.
Mrs. Burns : Why thank you Mr. Stephens. I'm glad to see that at least you are a sensible person.
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[last lines]
Darrin Stephens : Now how about some dinner?
Samantha Stephens : Anything you want. You just name it. Chateaubriand, coq au vin, bouillabaisse. I'm going to twitch us up a banquet tonight.
Darrin Stephens : Sam, you promised.
Samantha Stephens : Oh. Well, all right. Stop me again... and I'll scramble us up a couple of eggs.
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Samantha Stephens : Wasn't it an exciting day? Aren't you glad you went? I mean, for Marshall's sake.
Darrin Stephens : Yes, I am. I'm very proud of him.
Samantha Stephens : And he did it all by himself. You saw that.
Darrin Stephens : Yes, but you almost slipped.
Samantha Stephens : Uh-huh. I was crazy about the way you stopped me. Thank you very much.
Darrin Stephens : The pleasure was all mine.