The Bionic Woman (TV Series)

Max (1977)

Christopher Knight: Bobby Wilson

Quotes 

• Bobby Wilson : Max, you big chicken, get out here and face it like a dog!

• Bobby Wilson : Hey, Val, your favorite -- bologna and mayonnaise.

  Valerie Breuer : Right now the only thing my stomach's looking for is a change of address.

  Bobby Wilson : Come on. Dad always said, "A full stomach keeps your brain working."

  Valerie Breuer : My brother always said that because he loved to eat.

• Bobby Wilson : Val, why don't you take the rest of the afternoon off and take us downtown for some R&R, huh?

  Valerie Breuer : Hey. That's a good idea. But I don't have the time.

  Bobby Wilson : Same old story. All work and no play make Val a very dull aunt.

  Valerie Breuer : If I'd been doing the kind of work two years that I'm doing today, your father, John, and Ricky might be alive.

  Bobby Wilson : Come on, Val. That was a crash.

  Valerie Breuer : A crash that could've been located days sooner if they'd been carrying a homing device like Max has.

  Bobby Wilson : Yeah. Well, you talk like it's your fault. Can't go blaming yourself.

  Valerie Breuer : I can blame whomever I want. Now how about helping for a change?

  Bobby Wilson : Uh-uh.

  Valerie Breuer : What?

  Bobby Wilson : Won't I get into trouble with the scientists' union?

  Valerie Breuer : Well, we won't let 'em find out.

• Bobby Wilson : What's the matter, Max? Why are you trying to say?

  [Max continues barking] 

  Bobby Wilson : You know, a bionic Mynah bird would make things a lot easier.

• Bobby Wilson : Slow down! Max, Val's gonna kill us.

  Valerie Breuer : I'm gonna kill them!