- Oscar Goldman: [narrating] This is the most important mission I have ever sent you on, Jaime. My life depends on it. You have to go to Washington to get a letter from the Sovjet ambassador, Dimitri Zhukov.
- Dmitri Zhukov: Ah! My favorite food. You must have caviar. It is the Soviet gift to the capitalist world.
- Peggy Callahan: No, I, I can't really, my weight is a highly classified secret too, and I was a pound heavier this morning...
- Henderson: Mr. Williams, we're a security 8 base. You're clearance is only a 6.
- Chris Williams: You gotta be kidding.
- Henderson: I'll need Mr. Goldman's personal ok before allowing you into the restricted area's.
- Yanos: [on phone] Comrade Zhukov passed away a few minutes ago. He gave me a message for Miss Sommers. He said dying for something you disapprove of is the real final test of loyalty.
- Dr. Rudy Wells: Hey, you look chipper.
- Jaime Sommers: Thank you, I have felt worse, that's for sure.
- Dr. Rudy Wells: Yeah? Well, let's see.
- [takes her pulse]
- Dr. Rudy Wells: Uh-huh... strong... steady... and healthy.
- Jaime Sommers: I like your style. Every single piece of information is better than the last.