Blackadder II (TV Series)
Beer (1986)
Tim McInnerny: Lord Percy
Quotes
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Blackadder : Which reminds me, Auntie...
Lady Whiteadder : Don't call me "Auntie." Aunt is a relative and relatives are evidence of sex. Which is hardly a fitting conversation for the dinner table.
Blackadder : Or indeed, any table.
Lord Percy : Except perhaps a table in a brothel.
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Blackadder : Well, it is said, Percy, that civilised man seeks out good and intelligent company, so that through learned discourse he may rise above the savage and closer to God.
Lord Percy : Yes, I heard that.
Blackadder : Personally, however, I like to start the day with a total dickhead to remind me I'm best.
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Blackadder : Well, it is said, Percy, that civilised man seeks out good and intelligent company, so that through learned discourse he may rise above the savage and closer to God.
Lord Percy : Yes, I've heard that.
Blackadder : Personally, however, I like to start the day with a total dickhead to remind me I'm best.