- Ellen Hartley: Howard, I want to tell you something but I don't want you getting all jealous.
- Howard Borden: You don't have to worry about that anymore. I don't have a jealous bone in my whole body.
- Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: I'm surprised you can walk.
- Emily Hartley: [Howard - dressed like Tobin, in head-to-toe leather, and Ellen are over at Bob and Emily's. John Tobin's left - finally] Howard, you are incredible.
- Howard Borden: I don't mean to be. I just want my girl back, that's all.
- Ellen Hartley: [laughing] Oh, Howard
- [smiling, and looking at Howard]
- Ellen Hartley: , you never lost me.
- Howard Borden: [Quietly, looking at Ellen] I didn't?
- Ellen Hartley: [Ellen mumbles 'no'] Hmmm. But, why did you have to act so crazy? I mean, all you had to do is stay out of it, and let me handle it in my own way.
- Howard Borden: [Howard instantly points at Bob] Bob told me to do it.
- Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: [Quizzically] What?
- Howard Borden: [Shrugs his ahoulders] You told me to 'go with my feelings'.
- Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley: [Bob looks at Wmily] Well, yeah, but, I-I didn't charge you for it.
- Emily Hartley: Howard; I'm sure Bob didn't tell you to go out and buy a leather sweatsuit, or, or to spend a fortune in overseas phone calls. Or come to the airport dressed like Snoopy!