- Joseph 'Little Joe' Cartwright: You see I had no choice.
- Ben Cartwright: Has for you number three son, you keep out of poker games when you don't know what the stakes are.
- Joseph 'Little Joe' Cartwright: You see, I won her in a poker game.
- Ben Cartwright: You won her in a poker game?
- Joseph 'Little Joe' Cartwright: Yeah, I thought she was a horse.
- Ben Cartwright: You thought she was a horse?
- Joseph 'Little Joe' Cartwright: Yeah, you see, we were sitting in the bar...
- Ben Cartwright: Wait a minute, wait a minute. What you're saying is, that at your age you don't know the difference between a girl and a horse?
- Su Ling: Bird not strong enough to fly away. In cage bird safe. Happy.
- Joseph 'Little Joe' Cartwright: You know, you argue just like a woman?