- Eric 'Hoss' Cartwright: Was she or wasn't she?
- Joseph 'Little Joe' Cartwright: Was she or wasn't she what?
- Adam Cartwright: You know...
- Joseph 'Little Joe' Cartwright: No, I don't know. Ask Adam.
- Eric 'Hoss' Cartwright: Adam, was she or wasn't she?
- Adam Cartwright: Was she or wasn't she what?
- Eric 'Hoss' Cartwright: Naked.
- Adam Cartwright: Well now, you got eyes. You saw her.
- Eric 'Hoss' Cartwright: Yeah but, exactly what did we see really?
- Adam Cartwright: She was wearing tights.