- Burt: Ah, I always keep to my own affairs, but old Jeb, he's sorta been bit by the curiousity bug. He's wondering what brought you fellows to town.
- Eric 'Hoss' Cartwright: Well, I reckon I can tell you two fellows.
- Burt: Yeah!
- Eric 'Hoss' Cartwright: You see them two horses down there? They brought us.
- Joseph 'Little Joe' Cartwright: You know Hoss, the idea of sitting in that old office all day kinda makes my stomach flutter, you know?
- Eric 'Hoss' Cartwright: Yeah. I know what makes your stomach flutter. I seen her too...
- Joseph 'Little Joe' Cartwright: Now ma'am, we kinda pride ourselves on our hospitality here in Virginia City. That's why we always have a gentleman meet the young ladies at the stage.
- Jennifer Flinch: Oh, how nice. Where is he?
- Jennifer Flinch: Now listen, you two back-pasture Romeos, out of my way! Can't a lady walk in this town without being bothered by two low-down, miserable, fat-brained, lop-eared cows?