- Eric 'Hoss' Cartwright: I reckon that's the way it is sometimes, you... you look at a cactus and you see a rose cause, cause a rose is what you want to see. I don't reckon there's anything wrong when you see something good and pretty. Sometimes I even do that myself. I get sorta lonely-like and I look for good and pretty things.
- Emily Pennington: You keep away from him, you ugly brute!
- Eric 'Hoss' Cartwright: Ma'am, I can't help being ugly, can I?