- Adam Cartwright: Look, Pa, after all, I am a grown man!
- Ben Cartwright: Now, Adam, there are some women who can bring a lot of trouble into...
- Adam Cartwright: [Interrupting] Oh, boy, you must be getting old, Pa! Some women are worth a lot of trouble.
- Dixie: Mighty thirsty, day, ain't it?
- Sheriff Jesse Sanders: [Giving him a coin] Go get yourself unthirsted.
- Sheriff Jesse Sanders: Comes to the worst I'm gonna have to kill some of them voters out there just to keep you alive. Getting harder and harder to get elected each Election Day without killin' voters.