- Richard and Eddie are camping out on Wimbledon Common. Eddie has brought the tin opener but Richie has forgotten the tins. How will they survive? Chocolate Hob-Nobs and hedgehogs may be the solution.
- After loosing a bet, Richie and Eddie enters the countryside of Wimbledom Common, where they are spending a week camping in the outdoors. But problems arises, as they've only got one sleeping bag, a tin opener and a packet of chocolate Hob Nobs. And with not enough food and trying to think of a way of keeping themselves fed, Richie and Eddie tries fishing in the pond by using Eddie's vest as a net and Richie decides to eat a hedgehog, which Eddie believes is a Womble.—Daniel Williamson
- The boys are camping in Wimbledon Common, it's a bet, Eddie got drunk and bet a customer named Mad Ken Stalin if Eddie could put a dart in his head, in return Mad Ken bet them they could live in the wilds for a week. They build a tent (albeit badly) and go to prepare dinner, Richie assumes Eddie forgot the can opener, but he didn't, Richie forgot the tins, Eddie has a packet of chocolate biscuits which he won't share with Richie, they fight over the packet and it lands in a nearby pond.
While drying the biscuits over a fire Eddie spots a hedgehog, at first mistaking it for a Womble. Richie intends to catch it for food, Eddie fashions a blowpipe out of a tent pole and uses his darts as ammunition, the first attempt backfires when a dart is misfired into the back of Richie's head. Eddie forces it out and Richie goes face first into the fire, he extinguishes himself in the pond spotting a fish, they try for that and instead a dart goes through Richie's hand and attached to a rock. Eddie gets the dart out causing the rock to fall on Richie's foot, Richie goes to punish Eddie with the blowpipe and swallows the dart, Eddie gets it out a third time, Richie casts it into the pond.
They try to catch the fish again using Eddie's string vest as a net, Richie finds the fish dead from the discarded dart. Eddie lights a fire, Richie puts the fish to flame and burns it to a crisp. They divide it in half, Richie eats his to a disgusted reaction and Eddie keeps his in an evidence bag. Eddie produces a bottle of scotch and swigs most of it, then passes out, Richie realizes nothing much happens in the wilds until a mad flasher flashes them. They shake the image off and go into the tent.
In the tent Richie asks for his sleeping bag to be tightened, which Eddie obliges, he asks him to put out the light as well, but Eddie is already asleep, so puts it out himself, unable to get out of the bag he nearly burns him self on the lantern. A downpour breaks out and Richie can hear someone outside, he wakes Eddie and they hear more noises, Richie advises bringing some light to ward off intruders, Eddie lights one and it back blasts on them, a silhouette of a person is seen outside the tent opening the zip, it's the flasher from before, he shoves his genitals in the tent and Eddie shuts the zip on him catching his genitals in the zip. He runs off dragging the canvas with him, Eddie gives up and goes home, not before hitting Richie with the tent mallet.
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