- Eddie has been spending a lot of time in his room and Richie finds that he has been printing fake money. Unfortunately local counterfeiter "The Skullcrusher" is not amused and demands money. Luckily the pub quiz night could be their salvation.—Kevin Legg
- Richie is bored and Eddie has locked himself away in his bedroom for a whole week. Richie learns Eddie has been forging fake money with pornographic images. Richie, Eddie, Spudgun and Dave Hedgehog decides to go down to the Lamb and Flag pub to see if the fake money works. But they get into trouble with Dick the bartender who demands if Richie and Eddie don't stop forging the fake and money and pay him $5000 quid, Cockney gangster Skullcrusher Henderson will come and smash their heads in.—Daniel Williamson
- Eddie has been in his room for seven days and Richie is bored, having passed the time reading War and Peace multiple times. Richie attempts to get into Eddie's room only to be met with a poke in the eye and a blowtorch to the groin, after putting out the flames the doorbell rings, Richie answers in need of company and finds Spudgun and Dave Hedgehog there, he invites them and after awkward tries at conversation Eddie comes downstairs.
The three slip upstairs leaving Richie behind, he follows them and forces himself in through their defense and finds what Eddie has been doing all week. Eddie has constructed a printing press to print counterfeit money, he offers them all cash but Richie points out the poor quality of them, the more valuable notes have extremely pornographic content on them. Eddie's logic is that merchants will be too mesmerized by the imagery to notice.
They all go to the pub to test the money, at first it works on Dick the barman when he retreats into the back room but he actually goes to make a phone call. He informs them that he's phoned a friend of his, a "Skullcrusher" Henderson, master counterfeiter, and he does not like competition. He warns the boys to pay Henderson £5000 by closing time or he'll come over and crush their skulls, Eddie spots a sign for a pub quiz that night and the prize is £5000, they all sign up but can't pay the entry fee of £200 each, so they pay in gold teeth, one each from Spudgun and Hedgehog and three from Richie, then return home.
The night of the quiz arrives and the boys attend, Eddie makes their job easier by sabotaging the buzzers of the other tables and Richie stashes a collection of encyclopedias in the lavatory. The quiz begins, several contestants are electrocuted by their buzzers and ambulances are called in, leaving only the boys left, but they can't answer the only question given "Berlin is the capital of which country? Germany." Even with the answer given they can't respond.
Richie goes to consult the encyclopedias but someone with diarrhea has used most of them, Richie breaks into the stall to attack and gets beaten up himself, Richie gives the answer as "pass", Dick declares them winners and gives them the prize money. As Eddie and Richie make for the door Henderson walks in, they give him the money but he stops their departure as it turns the money is forged, by him. With nothing else to offer the two get their skulls crushed.
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