Quotes
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Gasman : Hello, I'm the gasman. Can I read your meter?
Richie : Why, hello Mr Gasman!
Eddie : [mouthing] What?
Richie : Hello Mr Gasman!
Gasman : Yes hello, I was wondering...
Eddie : [mouthing] What?
Richie : [shouting] GASMAN! GASMAN! GASMAN!
Gasman : Do you have someone who looks after you? Can I see them please cause I need to read your meter.
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Richie : You must! You must! You must drink our tea! It's the best tea in London! Sit down and drink it for the next 12 minutes!
Gasman : [scared] Erm alright then. If you wouldn't mind.
Richie : [waiting for Eddie to make the tea] Nice trousers. They remind me a story. Lasts about 10 minutes. Once there was a forest... and in the forest, lived some trousers... called Dave.
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Mr. Rottweiler : MY KITCHEN! IT'S ON FIRE! SOMEONE CALL THE GAS BOARD!
Mr. Rottweiler : [Opens front door]
Gasman : Hello, I'm from the gas board!
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Mr. Rottweiler : [Shoves gasman into the kitchen] Look! My kitchen's on fire!
Gasman : My god, no wonder your gas bill's so high! How did this happen?
Mr. Rottweiler : You tell me, face-ache, you're the bleeding expert!
Gasman : Well, where are the other two?
Mr. Rottweiler : What other two?
Gasman : The two loonies from next door, they were here a moment ago.
Mr. Rottweiler : Here, in my flat?
Gasman : Aye, large as life.
[Rottweiler is furious]
