Quotes
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[Eddie is in a sex shop talking to the assistant behind the counter]
Sex Shop Assistant : Can I help you sir?
Eddie : Hhhh, hhhhhhhh! This is a sex shop isn't it?
Sex Shop Assistant : Yes.
Eddie : [slaps money down on the counter] I'll have five quid's worth then!
Sex Shop Assistant : Very droll, sir. I've never heard that one before.
Eddie : Haven't you? Shall I tell it again?
Sex Shop Assistant : No thank you sir, I'd rather have a pineapple inserted violently into my rectum.
Eddie : You've been working here too long mate.
