- After a bad night down the pub failing to pick up women, Richie is depressed because nobody wants to have sex with him. He finds a 'Sex Spray' that promises to make him attractive to women, and he and Eddie return to the pub to see if the stuff actually works.—Daniel Williamson
- Richie and Eddie return home after a bad night seducing women. Richie attempted to make his genitals look bigger by stuffing toilet paper down the front of his pants, Eddie played a joke with bottle down the front of his pants, getting a kick in the groin and a drink thrown in his face. Richie wonders about other people having sex and all those women who aren't getting some from their lovers, maybe he could stand in, then it occurs he could make some money. He goes tell Eddie then forgets when he sees Eddie eating lard.
Eddie's too drunk to cook, so Richie prepares a fry-up, he pours some oil in the pan when he spots a couple kissing in the apartment opposite, they close the curtains on him. Richie wants to get a woman to have sex with him, Eddie suggests advertising in a lonely hearts column. Richie goes through the paper and finds an advert for spray-on pheromones.
They buy two cans of pheromones the next day, in the evening they're getting ready for another night out, Eddie is shaving his tongue and Richie is drawing chest hairs on with a ball-point pen, Richie spots a nose hair and asks for some tweezers, all they have are pliers. Eddie attempts to get it out grabbing Richie's entire nose, a brief scuffle breaks-out then Richie stops it because they're going out.
Both of them have sprayed on half a bottle of the pheromones and leave for the pub. Upon arrival Richie makes a move on a woman by the bar, which is halted by her husband. They order some drinks and try again on two girls at a table, several awkward attempts at conversation are cut short when Richie wants to get some prophylactics from a vending machine in the toilet.
They order some but the machine stalls, they try hitting the machine to make it work until the husband walks in toilet and annoyed with Richie yelling at the machine punches him into it, the entire supply is dispensed into Richie's hands. Eddie sprays the rest of his pheromones into his mouth sending him into a drugged state. They rush out and find the girls have moved tables, finally having enough the girls claim to be lesbians to get the boys off their case, Richie apologizes for his behaviour and offers to "cure" them, they walk out in disgust.
A disappointed Richie tries to order a final drink but it's closing time. Richie goes to leave when an inebriated Eddie makes advances on him and Richie has to punch him.
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