Boy Meets World (TV Series)

And Then There Was Shawn (1998)

Ben Savage: Cory Matthews

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Quotes 

• Angela Moore : Well, is anyone of us safe?

  Shawn Hunter : Yeah, Virgins! Virgins never die!

  Cory Matthews : [Turns to Topanga]  All right! Thanks for saving me.

  Eric Matthews : [proud of himself]  I'm dead.

  Jack Hunter : I'm dead.

  Shawn Hunter : I'll get as sick as you can get without actually dying.

  Angela Moore : Feeny, he's dead.

  Shawn Hunter , Eric Matthews : [sing-songy]  Go, Feeny! Go, Feeny! Go, Feeny!

• Angela Moore : This doesn't make any sense.

  Shawn Hunter : It does if you've seen as many horror movies as I have. This is classic. The locked door, the scary janitor, the bloody warning and... our soon to be first victim.

  [Everyone looks at Kenny] 

  Kenny : Me? Why me?

  Cory Matthews : Well, Kenny, it's certainly not going to be any of us.

• Angela Moore : But that would mean...

  Eric Matthews : Dun, Dun, Dun.

  Cory Matthews : The killer is one of us.

  Shawn Hunter : Like in 'The Killer is One of Us.'

  Eric Matthews : Dun, Dun, Dun.

  Topanga Lawrence-Matthews : Enough already!

  Shawn Hunter : Why? Do we upset you?

  Topanga Lawrence-Matthews : Yes.

  Cory Matthews : Upset you enough... to kill?

  Eric Matthews : Dun, dun, dun. I'm done.

• Shawn Hunter : [everybody hears the squeaking of the janitor's approaching cart]  Don-don't say it, don't!

  Cory Matthews : The janitor's the killer!

  Shawn Hunter : And that's the end of the janitor!

• Shawn Hunter : Can you believe this? Feeny locked us in!

  Cory Matthews : He can't do that! It's against the Geneva Detention Convention.

• Cory Matthews : I didn't think seniors still got detention.

  George Feeny : They do when they act like two-year-olds.

  Cory Matthews : [mockingly]  They do when they act like two-year-olds.

  George Feeny : Mr. Matthews when one mocks someone one should wait until they're not looking right at them.

  Cory Matthews : I'm not in my regular seat.

• Cory Matthews : [Kenny is found dead, stabbed in the head with a pencil; his body slides down the wall. Cory points to a spot of blood on the wall]  We'll always remember he was that tall.

• Eric Matthews : [talking on the phone]  Oh hey,

  [to everybody] 

  Eric Matthews : It's the killer. Uh huh, uh huh, okay, bye.

  [hangs up] 

  Cory Matthews : What did he say? Was he mad?

  Eric Matthews : He said what all killers say. He's going to come and kill us, he wants us to wait right here.

  [everybody runs off] 

• Kenny : All I wanted was a pencil.

  Cory Matthews : Oh shut up Kenny! You're lucky to even be here.

  Kenny : I don't happen to see it that way.

• Shawn Hunter : [standing up]  Mr. Feeny. I'm sure if you recall the pain of being stabbed in the back by the girlfriend...

  Topanga Lawrence : [also standing up]  I didn't stab him! He stabbed me!

  Cory Matthews : [standing up as well]  Oh, I'd stab myself before stabbing you! Kenny, give me your pencil!

  Kenny : I don't have one!

• Shawn Hunter : [Every horror cliche he has predicted has come true]  Why won't you believe me? It's all so predictable.

  Jack Hunter : Oh, yeah? Then what's going to happen next?

  Shawn Hunter : First, there'll be some strange, shrouded figure that none of us will see.

  [They all turn around and don't see anybody; the killer creeps across them in front] 

  Shawn Hunter : Then the lights will flicker and Feeny will pop up and reveal his master plan to us.

  P.A. Announcer : [the lights flicker]  Here's a knife. Here's a gun. There'll be fun for everyone. Death is on the menu tonight!

  [Feeny appears in the hallway; the others laugh] 

  Cory Matthews : Mr. Feeny, I have got to hand it to you. You have really outdone yourself this time. I mean, killing Kenny, obvious choice. But the pencil! George! I mean, that was genius!

  Shawn Hunter : I knew it was you all along. What's the big lesson? What were you trying to teach us?

  [He pats Feeny on the back; Feeny falls to his knees, then on his face, a pair of scissors sticking out of his back. Topanga falls to her knees] 

  Eric Matthews : Oh my gosh! They killed Feeny!

  [Everybody runs away] 

  Shawn Hunter : I was wrong!

• Shawn Hunter : [Every horror cliche he has predicted has come true]  Why won't you believe me? It's all so predictable.

  Jack Hunter : Oh, yeah? Then what's going to happen next?

  Shawn Hunter : First, there'll be some strange, shrouded figure creeping behind us that none of us will see.

  [They all turn around and don't see anybody; the killer creeps across them in front] 

  Shawn Hunter : Then the lights will flicker and Feeny will pop up and reveal his master plan to us.

  P.A. Announcer : [the lights flicker]  Here's a knife. Here's a gun. There'll be fun for everyone. Death is on the menu tonight!

  [Feeny appears in the hallway; the others laugh] 

  Cory Matthews : Mr. Feeny, I have got to hand it to you. You have really outdone yourself this time. I mean, killing Kenny, obvious choice. But the pencil! George! I mean, that was genius!

  Shawn Hunter : I knew it was you all along. What's the big lesson? What were you trying to teach us?

  [He pats Feeny on the back; Feeny falls to his knees, then on his face, a pair of scissors sticking out of his back. Topanga falls to her knees] 

  Eric Matthews : Oh my gosh! They killed Feeny!

  [Everybody runs away] 

  Shawn Hunter : I was wrong!

• Cory Matthews : Topanga... do we upset you?

  Topanga Lawrence-Matthews : Yes!

  Cory Matthews : Upset you enough... to kill?

• Cory Matthews : Ok, i think we need to face it, everybody. one of us is a crazy... psychopathy murderer... the question is... which on of us is it