- Shawn Hunter: You didn't tell them you were a genius, Feeny did.
- Cory Matthews: And I didn't tell Feeny I was a genius.
- Shawn Hunter: The test did! And you didn't ask to take the test.
- Cory Matthews: They gave it to me!
- Shawn Hunter: And you wouldn't even have seen the answers.
- Cory Matthews: If they didn't give us...
- Shawn Hunter: Detention!
- Cory Matthews: We're innocent victims.
- Shawn Hunter: Nothing we do is actually our fault.
- Cory Matthews: It's good to be kids.
- Shawn Hunter: They're putting you in another school?
- Cory Matthews: Yes! The lady's going to be here in half an hour, and they're going to give me another genius test, and then they're going to take me away. So I just called you over to say goodbye, or as geniuses say, goodbye in Latin.
- Shawn Hunter: Hey, idiot.
- Cory Matthews: What?
- Shawn Hunter: Are you a genius?
- Cory Matthews: No.
- Shawn Hunter: Do you have the answers to this test?
- Cory Matthews: No.
- Shawn Hunter: You kind of see where I'm going with this?
- Cory Matthews: You want me to throw the test?
- Shawn Hunter: Oh no no, I want you to take the test, and to the best of your ability, and no guessing, I wouldn't want you to stumble onto a right answer.
- Cory Matthews: Where're you spending your next recess? Playground, shooting hoops, playing ball?
- Shawn Hunter: So?
- Cory Matthews: So let me tell you want I'm doing, I'm searching for Bobby Fischer!
- Shawn Hunter: What're you talking about?
- Cory Matthews: Geniuses go to a special school, did you know that? You've killed me. I'm going to be in a class full of Minkuses. Wait, what am I talking about? These kids make Minkus look like Fabio.
- Amy Matthews: [Morgan's dressed as a zombie] There were no Cinderella costumes?
- Eric Matthews: Hundreds of them.
- Amy Matthews: And you had to choose axe in the head here?
- Alan Matthews: It's the last one.
- Alan Matthews: Ooh! Nice hanging eyeball!
- Amy Matthews: I wanted Morgan to choose her own costume.
- Eric Matthews: She did choose it, Mom, she wanted to be a zombie.
- Alan Matthews: Eric, 24 hours ago she didn't even know what a zombie was.
- Morgan Matthews: The undead are cool!