- Joe Waters: [offended] Wait a minute! Are you making assumptions about me to him?
- Cliff Waters: Joe, please!
- Joe Waters: No! If that's the kind of friend you want, if that's the kind of person you want to be, you're no brother of mine.
- Penny Waters: Dad, lots of famous people are gay. Like Pluto!
- Joe Waters: [shocked] Mickey Mouse's dog is gay?